The World's First Non-Smart AI Pendant
Introducing the NotFriend - the ultimate in anti-technology fashion. This literal plastic circle does absolutely nothing, but looks great doing it.
Advanced Features
The NotFriend is packed with cutting-edge non-technology that will revolutionize your life in absolutely no way.
Literally Does Nothing
The NotFriend is a true marvel of non-engineering. It sits there. That's it.
Unparalleled Simplicity
No buttons, no screens, no batteries. Just a beautiful, useless circle.
Timeless Design
Crafted from the finest plastic, the NotFriend will never go out of style.
Guaranteed Conversation Starter
Wear the NotFriend and watch as people ask, "What is that thing?"
Eco-Friendly
The NotFriend has a tiny carbon footprint, because it literally does nothing.
Lifetime Warranty
Your NotFriend will last forever, because it's just a circle of plastic.
What Our Customers Are Saying
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Frequently Asked Questions
Still have questions about the NotFriend? We've got answers.
The NotFriend is a revolutionary non-smart pendant that does absolutely nothing. It's a literal circle of plastic that you can wear around your neck to make a bold statement about the absurdity of technology.
The NotFriend doesn't work. It's a non-working, non-smart, non-technological device. You simply wear it and enjoy the fact that it does absolutely nothing.
The NotFriend is the perfect accessory for anyone who wants to make a statement about the over-saturation of technology in our lives. It's a bold, ironic, and humorous way to embrace the beauty of simplicity and non-functionality.
Yes, you can! I'm actually making these. There's a digital version too. Click the "Buy Now" button to get your very own non-smart AI pendant.
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