NotFriend

The World's First Non-Smart AI Pendant

Introducing the NotFriend - the ultimate in anti-technology fashion. This literal plastic circle does absolutely nothing, but looks great doing it.

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Advanced Features

The NotFriend is packed with cutting-edge non-technology that will revolutionize your life in absolutely no way.

Literally Does Nothing

The NotFriend is a true marvel of non-engineering. It sits there. That's it.

Unparalleled Simplicity

No buttons, no screens, no batteries. Just a beautiful, useless circle.

Timeless Design

Crafted from the finest plastic, the NotFriend will never go out of style.

Guaranteed Conversation Starter

Wear the NotFriend and watch as people ask, "What is that thing?"

Eco-Friendly

The NotFriend has a tiny carbon footprint, because it literally does nothing.

Lifetime Warranty

Your NotFriend will last forever, because it's just a circle of plastic.

What Our Customers Are Saying

Hear from the people who have experienced the life-changing power of the NotFriend.

"It's the best non-product I've ever owned!"
- Jane Doe, Imaginary NotFriend Enthusiast
"I can't imagine my life without my NotFriend."
- John Smith, Imaginary NotFriend Addict

Frequently Asked Questions

Still have questions about the NotFriend? We've got answers.

The NotFriend is a revolutionary non-smart pendant that does absolutely nothing. It's a literal circle of plastic that you can wear around your neck to make a bold statement about the absurdity of technology.

The NotFriend doesn't work. It's a non-working, non-smart, non-technological device. You simply wear it and enjoy the fact that it does absolutely nothing.

The NotFriend is the perfect accessory for anyone who wants to make a statement about the over-saturation of technology in our lives. It's a bold, ironic, and humorous way to embrace the beauty of simplicity and non-functionality.

Yes, you can! I'm actually making these. There's a digital version too. Click the "Buy Now" button to get your very own non-smart AI pendant.

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